Due to high seasonal demand you can now pre-order the Chocolate Human Hearts.

 This edible art sells quickly at Valentines. They are all hand painted and demand often outstrips supply so please order now to avoid disappointment.

Orders outside the UK will ship on January 10th

UK orders will ship February 7th

NB if you want your chocolate shipped now please order HERE


Your heart will ship on the date above.   You’ll then be sent an email reminder that it is on its way.

This cardiac confection has at least 3 months shelf life, often much longer. Store it in a cool, dry, dark place for that time and it will still be in perfect condition for months.

Shipping to the UK it is around 2-3 days, to the US takes around 5-21 days (US shipping has been particularly slow recently) European shipping now incurs customs fees – please don’t order unless you are happy to pay these charges on arrival in a European country.



At Valentines last year I sold out over and over again for weeks. Many customers were left waiting for new stock and product drops, many just never got their hands on the chocolate despite trying. I hope that this new, pre-order method will avoid disappointment for the keen early birds at least. As I said above, I do work hard to create supply but these are hand made and painted with care which takes time.



The anatomical heart is hollow cast in THICK chocolate and hand painted to a realistic finish.

It is life size – over 12 cms or 4.5 inches long, has a flat back and weighs at least 180g or 4.5 ounces.

This stunningly realistic, life-size Human Heart is approved of by Medical Doctors, Horror fans and Romantics alike.

Your heart is packed in a clear bag, which is nestled into a shredded tissue bed in its box.

If you would like a handwritten note included, please leave your message in the notes section as you go through checkout.


“Wow. Just WOW. This is one of the most spectacular chocolate items I’ve ever seen. The recipient was an anesthesiologist who has seen more than his fair share of actual human hearts. At his first glance, I honestly think he believed we’d given him a real heart! He was blown away by its accuracy and realistic beauty. It made for an absolutely amazing gift. I can’t recommend this enough, even for those who haven’t held a real heart in their hands!”

“Bloody’ amazing”

“If someone gave these to me I’d put a ring on it”



Also see our BRAINS here

Please see the UK heart listing for all the many reviews of this product.

Also click here to see what  Bored Panda   and  Entertainment Daily  had to say about them and even the shock and horror caused when they appeared on a Breakfast TV show reported in  The World News!

Stunningly realistic, this life-size Chocolate Human Heart is approved of by Medical Doctors, Horror fans and Romantics alike.