Due to very high seasonal demand you can now pre-order the Chocolate Human Hearts and Brains.

 This hand made edible art sells quickly at Halloween and Christmas. I work hard to keep a stock available but they are all hand painted and unfortunately demand often outstrips supply. Please order now to avoid disappointment.

Since Covid, shipping is slow (especially to US), so please order well in advance of your desired date.



Your heart will ship on the date you choose in the dropdown menu (Please ensure the temperatures will be below 25C or 77F at this time).   You’ll then be sent an email reminder that it is on its way.

This cardiac confection has at least 6 months shelf life, often much longer. Store it in a cool, dry, dark place for that time and it will still be perfect for Halloween or Christmas (or even Valentines if you really like to plan ahead!)

Shipping to the UK it is around 2-3 days, to Europe 5-15 days, and the US takes around 5-21 days (US shipping has been particularly slow recently) and may take longer as we get closer to Christmas.



At Valentines this year I sold out over and over again for weeks. Many customers were left waiting for new stock and product drops, many just never got their hands on the chocolate despite trying. I hope that this new, pre-order method will avoid disappointment for the keen early birds at least. As I said above, I do work hard to create supply but these are hand made and painted with care which takes time.



The anatomical heart is hollow cast in THICK chocolate and hand painted to a realistic finish.

It is life size – over 12 cms or 4.5 inches long, has a flat back and weighs at least 180g or 4.5 ounces.

This stunningly realistic, life-size Human Heart is approved of by Medical Doctors, Horror fans and Romantics alike.



“Wow. Just WOW. This is one of the most spectacular chocolate items I’ve ever seen. The recipient was an anesthesiologist who has seen more than his fair share of actual human hearts. At his first glance, I honestly think he believed we’d given him a real heart! He was blown away by its accuracy and realistic beauty. It made for an absolutely amazing gift. I can’t recommend this enough, even for those who haven’t held a real heart in their hands!”

“Bloody’ amazing”

“If someone gave these to me I’d put a ring on it”



Also see our BRAINS here

Please see the UK heart listing for all the many reviews of this product.

Also click here to see what  Bored Panda   and  Entertainment Daily  had to say about them and even the shock and horror caused when they appeared on a Breakfast TV show reported in  The World News  !