Due to very high seasonal demand you can now pre-order the Chocolate Human Brains and Hearts


 This hand made edible art sells quickly at Halloween and Christmas. I work hard to keep a stock available but they are all hand painted and unfortunately demand often outstrips supply. Please order now to avoid disappointment.

Since Covid, shipping is slow (especially to US), so please order well in advance of your desired date.



Your brain will ship on the date you choose in the dropdown menu (Please ensure it will be below 25C or 77F at your destination at this time!).   You’ll then be sent an email reminder that it is on its way.

This neurological confection has at least 3 months shelf life, often much longer. Store it in a cool, dry, dark place for that time and it will still be perfect for Halloween or Christmas.

Shipping to the UK it is around 2-3 days, to Europe 5-15 days, and the US takes around 5-21 days (US shipping has been particularly slow recently) and may take longer as we get closer to Christmas.



Earlier this year I sold out over and over again for weeks. Many customers were left waiting for new stock and product drops, many just never got their hands on the chocolate despite trying. I hope that this new, pre-order method will avoid disappointment for the keen early birds at least. As I said above, I do work hard to create supply but these are hand made and painted with care which takes time.



The anatomical brain hemisphere is hollow cast in thick chocolate and hand painted to a realistic finish.

It is life size, over 15 cm or 6  inches long, has a flat back, weighs at least 250g or 8.8 ounces, and is made of quality white, vanilla chocolate.

This stunningly realistic, life-size Human Brain is approved of by Medical Doctors, Horror fans and Romantics alike.

My Brains come in Left and Right hemispheres – if you wish to specify which, please leave a note in the checkout area. If you want to create a whole brain, buy both and attach them with melted chocolate – WARNING this will be a lot of chocolate so be prepared to share!

I originally created these chocolate human brains for a medical research company. Now I ship them worldwide to horror fans, anatomists and people with an interesting sense of humour. They are fresh and bloody in appearance and would make a great centre piece to any Hannibal Lecter dinner.  Do let me know what you do with yours!


Lisa – Omg! This is perfect! Ordered this for my Husband as a Father’s Day gift and he loved them! So delicious too! But I have to admit the detail was so perfect we hated cutting into it. Definitely will be ordering these again. Great job!

Nikki – Yet another amazing gift purchased from The Edible Museum. The incredibly delicious, and lifelike brain was the perfect present for my teenage son who is studying Biology A’level. Can’t wait to order something else!

Robert – This (half) a brain is, as expected, deliciously realistic. I cannot comment on the taste, as it is a Yule gift for my wife, however, it is exquisitely made as all of The Edible Museum’s products always are. A work of art that my wife will no doubt say is ‘too good to eat’.



Also see our HEARTS here

Please see the UK Brain listing for all the reviews of this product.

Also click here to see what  Bored Panda  had to say about my chocolates and even the shock and horror caused when the hearts appeared on a Breakfast TV show reported in  The World News  !